Sibling Rivalry

I had to laugh to myself, overhearing this exchange between the boys just now.

:::bickering:::
Graham: Why are you having such a mad holiday?
Malachi: I don't even like holidays.
Graham: Yes you do.
Malachi: No!
Graham: Then I guess later you won't have any pumpkin pie, because pie is part of a holiday.
Malachi: No!
Graham: Yes it is.
:::pause:::
:::back to regulary scheduled playing:::